love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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