PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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