You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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