It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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