this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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