Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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