Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I just found puke in my bra..
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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