i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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