I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
When are your genitals available?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
