i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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