Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
ok first of all what the fuck
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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