In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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