HIV tests are more positive than that guy
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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