Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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