I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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