So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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