Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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