Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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