Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize