so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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