I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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