cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and she was petting her beer can
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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