she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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