I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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