i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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