Dual....:-)
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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