3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
PANTIES FOUND
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