I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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