i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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