We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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