my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
