Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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