Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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