Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

youre lurking in front of me

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(303): View more from Colorado

he thought i was a dude.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money

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(336): View more from North Carolina

She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?

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(419): View more from Ohio

The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.

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(970): View more from Colorado

So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.

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