I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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