That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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