You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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