So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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