i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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