It's like God shit irony all over that family
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
