never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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