"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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