I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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