its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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