He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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