i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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