I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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