Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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