have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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