belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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