I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
pray to the hookup gods
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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