So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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