Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
im holly from the hills drunk
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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