so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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