i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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