it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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