brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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