Where did you get a picture of my penis
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
